Thursday, June 18, 2009

Soccer Hooligans

Last night I dragged Noodles, Betty and Ms Smith with me to watch the soccer.

Australia vs Japan! and guess who lost?? Baka! #@*$*^&$(&$..

Anyway this is what happens you put one avid fan and three bored non-watchers in the same room. Mayhem and destruction.

It starts off with the construction of coaster castles..


And begins with cake..


I'm considering getting mad with my spoon if Japan loses. The cake will get it.


There are flags in the cake! It's madness!


Group shot! Notice the two whole salt and pepper shakers. They are soon to be destroyed very very soon.


Toppled over and broken. And then covered by the coaster castle. The waitress laughed when she took the plate away.


There was salt everywhere.


But pepper is still alive and is now wearing a hat. Well his wife's diaphragm to be exact.

And still with the construction..


Mr Smith practices his crying face in case we get turfed out of the club..


This is my angry face. I missed the Japanese goal while we played a game of coaster snap. AHHHHRRRRRHHHH...[That diaphragm is everywhere!]

And there it is again!

The eyeliner was brought out after the coasters were done. It's Charlie! Candy mountain Charlie!!

He is now French and has a moustache.

And um.. so does Noodle.

And this is obviously my heroin arm.

Some mutual friends were also watching the soccer! And trying to make off with my Hello kitty camera case..



Ms Smith won five dollars and then we all went home!

So in all in all it was really good clean fun [except for the mess bit itself ironically] and of course the fact that Japan didn't win. Baka Tare! Fuck!

1 comment:

Linksta said...

i was actually going to buy a salt shaker to sneak back into the ranch. thats how bad i feel about it.

 
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