Saturday, April 29, 2006

Bad waitress

Sometimes when customers bug me, I pretend to not know what they're talking about.

Customer: Wah? wah?
Me: Sorry? I don't understand
Customer: Wuh! Wuh!
Me: Scuse?
[FIve minutes of this]
Dealer: I think she means water.
Me: Really? Oh. Hmm.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Sigh

Don't listen to U2 when you feel miserable, it will only make you feel worse.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

With friends like these..

There are several things I give up on that I should that are bad for my health.

1] working at the casino [this is pure stubbornness on my part]
2] vietnamese ham roll [full of preservatives and covered in crunchy bits.. yum]
3] anything chemically induced [but its soooo fun!]
4] my sims [they're not real!!]
5] bad friends..

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

What would Jesus do?

Not date me apparently.

http://www.datejesus.com/quiz/


You scored in the lowest thirtieth percentile. You must be misunderstanding what kind of woman Jesus is looking for.

Damnnnnn.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Out of the mouths of babes

[On the train]
Little girl: Do you believe in Jesus?
Old lady: I most certainly do
[Pause]
Little girl: Was Jesus a good juggler??
Old lady: Errr.. He was really good at some other things.
 
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