Friday, November 05, 2010

On dating a non-aggressive person

Speedy: I can't believe you blogged and DS knows I got you flowers! Does he want to punch me?
Mush: No, he's not a puncher.
Speedy: If he punches me, I'll get deported. Poor me.
Mush: ..hahaha, he's fine.
Speedy: So when are we going to salsa?
Mush: Flowers then dancing. You're trying to get yourself killed I see.

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(In a cafe with Campbell and Speedy)
Speedy: So what's DS like? Have you met him? Will he punch me?
Campbell: DS? DS? DS would never punch you! DS is a butterfly
Mush: Did you just call my boyfriend a butterfly?!
Campbell: A butterfly. A lovely butterfly.
Mush: I resent that on his behalf.
Speedy: I feel so much better!

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