Chocolate noodles

Campbell: Have you tasted something called a Spider? So.. yum

Me: A spider? you mean the coke and ice cream thing?

C: No, its chocolate and peanut butter mixed on top of noodles.

M: *Gags.. Noodles? What kind of noodles?

C: Dried noodles, like two minute noodles.

M: Erk. What. Is this another one of those things that western people think that Chinese people actually eat but don't. Like spring rolls.

C: No, silly- it's a party treat!

M: I never want to go to one of your parties!

C: Its not wet noodles like you're thinking, it's dried noodles. Should I make you some?

M: NO! Are you crazy? Chocolate on noodles... *gag

C: But its yum! You melt the chocolate on top in the microwave

M: ....

C: Try it!

M: I never make you eat chickens feet, don't try to make me eat chocolate noodles.

C: That's totally different.

M: No it's not. Ken! Campbell is trying to make me eat chocolate on noodles.

K: Wth? You crazy westerners. You don't put sweets on noodles!