Blank messages

So my friend and I have this very complicated relationship. He's one of those friends that turn up in and out of your life at the most inopportune times.

So you know you'll have dinner and hang out

and then you'll argue about nothing

and then not see each other for a month

then you'll see each other at work

then hang out.

then argue.

Repeat ad nauseum until finally one of us is bound to go "What the Fuck? This is not healthy! Get out!"

Yeah, ok. So I haven't seen him for four months and now all of a sudden out of nowhere comes two blank messages. That's right, two blank messages. You'd think it'd at least have a dot or something. I'd be happy with a misplaced exclamation mark. A smiley???

So while I'm breaking so many cycles lately- I'm going to break this one too. I am not going to respond and I am going to get my ass out of that casino as soon as I possibly can [barring recession, of course].

I probably would've responded if there had been a smiley. Too bad for him.