So I was running late to work this morning and to get to work I need to cross the Darling Harbour bridge. Normally this bridge is packed with tourists but it was wet and cold and generally blah.
So I'm huffing and puffing by, when I spot this girl [aged about thirty, short haired, European] walking past and there was something odd about her..
Holy Shit, her hand is down her pants and she's going at herself!
For the undelicately eared among you. Holy Crap, she's masturbating!
Good thing there were not too many tourists around, they might have taken photos.
Europeans are such exhibitionists.
So I get to work and I'm deeply deeply disturbed. Look I'm all for open sexuality and public discussion of sexual taboos, but there are some things I don't want to see, and lady you rubbing your coochie is one of them.
I've gathered my co-workers around and am relaying my coochie woes.
Co-worker1: She could just be itchy!
Co-worker 2: It was cold today, maybe she was just warming her hands
Me: Her hand, and no.
Co-worker1: Maybe she was adjusting her underpants.
Co-worker 2: Maybe she was adjusting her menstrual pad.
[Long pause]
Everybody: Ew.
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