So R6 and I were walking down the street and I stop to adjust my pants.
R6: Do you need me to hem those for you? I can do it.
Mush: No. What. Why are you always volunteering to adjust my hems?!
R6: Your hems need adjusting.
Mush: .......
R6: It's not embarrassing right? for a guy to be able to sow the hems of his girlfriend's pants?
Mush: [What did he say? What did he just call me? I can't see because rainbows and of all these heart shaped objects just exploded in front of my eyes. Wait. I hope he wasn't referring to him fixing other people's clothing. I need composure. Ahem. Hold up. There's nothing wrong with my pants!]
R6: [looks at me]
Mush: Uh no. Nothing wrong with it. But I think my pants are good.
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