Tokyo Ninjas

On a discussion of lost Tokyo Disney Souvenirs

Mush: You have a hat like that already, its a mickey mouse hat

Mexicana: oh yea, I don't know where it went

Mush: I don't know where my gloves went either. I presume that Tokyo Disney has like ninjas that go into customers houses that take back the souvenirs to Tokyo Disney and resell them

Mexicana: Totally plausible

Mush: [to Sb] what do you think?

SB: I don't think so

Mush: It's Japan, they have ninjas. [pause] Yakuza ninjas.

SB: [Rolls his eyes. Hard]

Mush: You can't explain where the souvenirs went!