To the makers of photoshop. Please die.

And now you know how badly I despise it, when I post the title in caps. And how often does that happen? NEVER. Do I sound distressed? I'm distressed.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING MOVE TYPE IN PHOTOSHOP? Oh, sure you can type but you can't fucking fucking ever move it again. It just sits there like a dead monkey on a beach. So you have to delete the whole goddamn layer and retype it TO REALIGN IT??? So what I'm supposed to spend the whole day typing and retyping paragraphs until it sits properly?? Get fucked photoshop.

WHY CAN'T I JUST DRAW A GODDAMN RECTANGLE AND FILL IT IN WITH THE COLOUR I WANT?????? NOT BLACK. Stop automatically filling it in for me, you piece of shit cocksucker. I don't want black, I want blue I'd like my outline to be blue. Do you get that? Do you? Why make it so GODDAMN hard for me to draw a FUCKING RECTANGLE??? A COLOURED RECTANGLE. I'm trying to FUCKING DRAW A RECTANGLE not send rockets into space.

Layers. Layers. Layers. I have five items on my page and twenty layers, I'm thinking that my intensely simple webpage is going to have fifteen hundred FUCKING MILLION LAYERS by the time I've finished. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING LAYERS, YOU HOEBAGS.

Please makers of photoshop, won't you die in a fire so I can throw popcorn in and laugh as you burn? I hope all your descendants are hideous mutants and have to use all the profits from your SUBSTANDARD product to fix their faces. I hope every car you ever drive crashes. And every thing you eat has hair in it. You will never be happy- you abysmal profiteering pissheads.

Love, Mush