Mindless rambles for a Monday afternoon

I don't know why but I can hear someone yawning in the yard next door. They would have to be the world's loudest yawners. Who yawns that loud?

I finally have a day off and I'm bored, it's kind of ridiculous. Maybe I should trim my brows, they're starting to look like Ugly Betty brows. Crap.

I need a holiday. I just had a holiday. I'm hoping to hop it to America at the end of the year, maybe I'll turn up on my Grandma's doorstep. Hi! You used to send me toys but now I'm twenty five you have to buy me handbags. .. That could work [She lives in New York, I'm sure she's a bit of a handbag nut herself]. I could go to my aunty's place but she's one of those pro-right wing republican christian nutbags, she lives in Texas which could explain something. I wonder if she would have turned out so.... bonkers .. if she had of run away to Australia instead. Actually now that I think about it, she probably would have turned out more laidback if she had. Probably be less fervical. Well doesn't matter, theres a 0% chance I'm going to pop by Texas anyway.

Not that there's anything wrong with Texas.. I'm just not overly fond of steak.. or rednecks.. or having my aunty preach me. Nothing against the actual land.

Its 3:43 and my eyebrows are still in bad shape.

I'm thinking ..hungry. I accidentally ordered ducks feet for dinner last night. Sb looked at me and said 'You knew you were getting this right?'
Me: Of course, ducks feet... ducks feet... and mushrooms
We took it home, I'm not really game enough to try and re-eat it this afternoon. I'm hungry but not that hungry.

It was Mardi Gras on Friday, I remember last year with Mexicana trying to find her friends through a swamp of people. She was not pleased. Now that I think of it, I've never actually properly seen the parade its mostly trying to wade our way through Oxford street. So officially I can say I've been to Mardi Gras but I've never actually seen anything [other than drunk people] well I've seen the tops of some parades.

Lighto apparently tried to run down a guy on Oxford street because he was so sick of being stuck in traffic on Mardi Gras night. The guy was unharmed, I can't really say that Lighto was in a good mood about it though, ever since he's started dating that new girl his mood has been somewhat below curmudgeonly and bordering on ridiculously cranky. I'm supposed to be happy for him, new relationships and all that, but really I'm sort of starting to dislike her.. what is she doing to him? Its like a personality transplant. As far as I know he's never tried to run anybody over before.

Me and Sb went off to buy a garden gnome to take with me on my travels. However, [and this might have been somewhat obvious] there are no good-looking garden gnomes, and I'm not looking for a Calvin Klein model just one that doesn't look malnourished and slightly paedophillic. Where the hell am I supposed to find a happy healthy garden gnome? Don't say ebay , I've already looked and they look even worse than the ones in the stores [In my desperation I tried the two dollar store and they had gnomes, with the detachable rubber legs so that you can put them on shelves and dangles the legs over. Needless to say, I was horrified. Although what was I expecting from a two dollar store? Well not an amputee gnome]

Well I think that was enough mindless rambling for one day. How many people have I denigrated in one post? It looks to be two, a business and a state. Whoops. Look where the mind wanders. Hee. Running now.