Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Presumptious

And so he messages me without any prior conversation or forewarning "Oaks 2morrow 9pm"

I'm.. I'm just supposed to show up because you say so?! Should I be all swoony because you're so masculine and demanding like a demanding masculine hybrid of Russell Crowe and Don Draper?? Do all the ladies come-a-runnin' at your beck and call?

Fuck you buddy, I'd rather stay home and wash my hair.

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