Here's the question of the day: When you get a whole bunch of beautiful, intelligent, independent women together why does the conversation eventually always always come back to penis?
So says Campbell: How was it? Was it big? Did he flop it out?!
Mush: AHAHAHAHA.. I can't tell you because then I can't introduce you. And if I introduce you, the entire group of you will be looking at his area and judging. Awkward for everybody.
Campbell: I'm living vicariously through you. You'd better tell me!
Are there any boys reading this blog? Because, yeah be afraid that's really how we talk when you're not around. [Your girlfriend's friends know more about you than you care to know..]
And this how I know we're all getting old, six o clock on a Saturday night completely crashed on my couch.
And guess what I miss? I miiiiisss my dining table. My beautiful dining table. The dining table which ensured we didn't have to eat on the floor make-shift picnic style. Like hoboes. Deliciously fed hoboes, but still.
And afterwards we all just collapsed on our stomachs in a complete food coma.
I used to think I was missing out if I didn't get out there and party the night away but on a night like last night, it's confirmed that I'm not missing out at all. Much love for the girls, cake and inane penis talk.
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