Sunday, September 06, 2009

Happy Fathers Day!

Today I'm feeling a bit miserable but I'll only be miserable for one day! Tomorrow I will suck it up.

Mush: So Flick, it's Fathers day! How are you going to spend it?

Flick: My fathers gone.

Mush: Oh, where'd he go?

Flick: He's dead.

.... Cue awkward silence....

Mush: Hey Mel, isn't your fathers overseas? Don't forget to call him today!

Mel: I hate my father, I'm not going to call him. If I was ever going to send him something I'd send him a bullet. That's pretty metaphorical isn't it?

Mush: ................... it.. sure... is....

After this I refused to ask anybody anything. Bah.

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