Last night I dragged Noodles, Betty and Ms Smith with me to watch the soccer.
Australia vs Japan! and guess who lost?? Baka! #@*$*^&$(&$..
Anyway this is what happens you put one avid fan and three bored non-watchers in the same room. Mayhem and destruction.
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It starts off with the construction of coaster castles..
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And begins with cake..
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I'm considering getting mad with my spoon if Japan loses. The cake will get it.
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There are flags in the cake! It's madness!
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Group shot! Notice the two whole salt and pepper shakers. They are soon to be destroyed very very soon.
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Toppled over and broken. And then covered by the coaster castle. The waitress laughed when she took the plate away.
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There was salt everywhere.
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But pepper is still alive and is now wearing a hat. Well his wife's diaphragm to be exact.
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And still with the construction..
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Mr Smith practices his crying face in case we get turfed out of the club..
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This is my angry face. I missed the Japanese goal while we played a game of coaster snap. AHHHHRRRRRHHHH...[That diaphragm is everywhere!]
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And there it is again!
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The eyeliner was brought out after the coasters were done. It's Charlie! Candy mountain
Charlie!!
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He is now French and has a moustache.
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And um.. so does Noodle.
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And this is obviously my heroin arm.
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Some mutual friends were also watching the soccer! And trying to make off with my Hello kitty camera case..
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Ms Smith won five dollars and then we all went home!
So in all in all it was really good clean fun [except for the mess bit itself ironically] and of course the fact that Japan didn't win. Baka Tare! Fuck!
1 comment:
i was actually going to buy a salt shaker to sneak back into the ranch. thats how bad i feel about it.
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