Bad waitress

Sometimes when customers bug me, I pretend to not know what they're talking about.

Customer: Wah? wah?
Me: Sorry? I don't understand
Customer: Wuh! Wuh!
Me: Scuse?
[FIve minutes of this]
Dealer: I think she means water.
Me: Really? Oh. Hmm.

Sigh

Don't listen to U2 when you feel miserable, it will only make you feel worse.

With friends like these..

There are several things I give up on that I should that are bad for my health.

1] working at the casino [this is pure stubbornness on my part]
2] vietnamese ham roll [full of preservatives and covered in crunchy bits.. yum]
3] anything chemically induced [but its soooo fun!]
4] my sims [they're not real!!]
5] bad friends..

What would Jesus do?

Not date me apparently.

http://www.datejesus.com/quiz/


You scored in the lowest thirtieth percentile. You must be misunderstanding what kind of woman Jesus is looking for.

Damnnnnn.

Out of the mouths of babes

[On the train]
Little girl: Do you believe in Jesus?
Old lady: I most certainly do
[Pause]
Little girl: Was Jesus a good juggler??
Old lady: Errr.. He was really good at some other things.